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    Pet Monkey Escapes Crate. Hangs out in Ikea with Badass Coat.

    A small monkey, dressed in a shearling-like winter coat, was on the loose outside an Ikea in Toronto’s North York area on Sunday, after letting itself out of its cage and the car belonging to its owners.At around 3 p.m. ET, the diminutive primate was spotted in the store’s upper parking lot, where it was cornered by several Ikea staff members, who also called animal control to come retrieve the monkey.
    “It apparently let itself out of its crate, opened the car door and went for a walk,” Toronto Police Sgt. Ed Dzingala said. “Smart monkey.”
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    “It was very bizarre to see a real live monkey there,” witness Bronwyn Page told CTV news. “It was really small and just funny dressed in the coat.”

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    Oh my sweet Jesus. I literally cant stop laughing. Am I insane?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    I don't know why this is funny but it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valandui View Post
    I don't know why this is funny but it is.
    Have you heard "Birthday Song" by 2 Chainz?

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    Thats it. Ive seent he best the internet has to offer. Its impossible for me to expain how funny Im finding these
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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    Have you heard "Birthday Song" by 2 Chainz?
    I just looked it up. Rap is straight up retarded now.
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