Why did it have to be snakes?
Honestly, this clown car wreck is the best thing that could have happened to the Jets. They are going to clean house and there's a chance they will bring in someone competent.
But for a moment, let's forget all of that and just enjoy the sheer spectacle of everything. Rex Ryan being a big fat idiot, Sanchez, the buttfumble, Santurdio Holmes, shipping their awful RT off on the eve of the season for St. Louis's awful RT, Sparano, Westhoff getting clowned on by Darren Rizzi and then retiring a loser, Sparano again, Tebow, the Wildcat, Greg McElroy getting sacked 11 times, Revis breaking a leg, and of course, Sparano one last time.