Two Little Debbies and a cup of coffee
He could really teach guys how to knife through the line and kill some RBs and QBs. Our LBs would be slashing through OLs and force fumbles with an explosive stabbing motion when they hit the opposition.
Our DL would definately not be the ones getting gashed on Sundays.
When its time to trim the roster, he could definately be the guy to make the tough cuts. What better speaker could we get to motivate guys who have just been slashed off the roster?
Since Philbin likes a clean locker room, Lewis could even pitch in with the laundry. He can get blood stains out of clothing pretty quickly.
Having said all of that, I will pass on Ray Lewis.