Finding your partner sleeping with another person can be an upsetting experience, but there are at least three things you shouldn't do in response: pee on your carpet, poop on the kitchen floor and pull a gun. Brenda Schumann, 51, of Vero Beach, Fla., allegedly managed to do all three when she apparently found her husband cheating on her. Police say Schumann initially pointed a rifle at the two, but when her husband wrestled it away, she urinated on the carpet outside their bedroom, then made a deposit on the kitchen floor

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Some people would cry. Some would get violent. Some would yell. Some would bang a random dude for revenge. Others choose to **** on the floor. Different strokes for different folks I suppose.