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Thread: Woman Catches Husband Cheating, Poops on the Floor

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    Woman Catches Husband Cheating, Poops on the Floor

    Finding your partner sleeping with another person can be an upsetting experience, but there are at least three things you shouldn't do in response: pee on your carpet, poop on the kitchen floor and pull a gun. Brenda Schumann, 51, of Vero Beach, Fla., allegedly managed to do all three when she apparently found her husband cheating on her. Police say Schumann initially pointed a rifle at the two, but when her husband wrestled it away, she urinated on the carpet outside their bedroom, then made a deposit on the kitchen floor

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    Why would she do that? We all know shes the one thats gonna have to clean it up
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhankey81701 View Post
    Why would she do that? We all know shes the one thats gonna have to clean it up
    She probably gave him a option... You clean it up you can stay... You don't clean it up then your out....
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    Sounds like a keeper, not sure why the dude cheated on a gem like her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhankey81701 View Post
    Why would she do that? We all know shes the one thats gonna have to clean it up
    That's what I was thinking.

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    Pretty gross...Did she just watch Ted or something?
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    I guess **** hit the fan?
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    Well that will show him for sure
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhankey81701 View Post
    Why would she do that? We all know shes the one thats gonna have to clean it up
    Before or after she makes me the sandwich?
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