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Thread: Male Birthcontrol, without condoms will be here by 2017

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    Male Birthcontrol, without condoms will be here by 2017

    I didnt know what forum to put this in. Science forum?Its obviously a scientific achievement, Religion Forum? Sex is always a hot button issue for the religious right.
    Pofo? Yep, it could fit there too so here we go.



    Vasalgel, a reversible, non-hormonal polymer that blocks the vas deferens, is about to enter human trials. How will rhetoric change when male bodies become responsible for birth control?Vasalgel, a reversible form of male birth control, just took one step closer to your vas deferens.
    According to a press release from the Parsemus Foundation, a not-for profit organization focused on developing low-cost medical approaches, Vasalgel is proving effective in a baboon study. Three lucky male baboons were injected with Vasalgel and given unrestricted sexual access to 10 to 15 female baboons each. Despite the fact that they have been monkeying around for six months now, no female baboons have been impregnated. With the success of this animal study and new funding from the David and Lucile Packard Foundation, the Parsemus Foundation is planning to start human trials for Vasalgel next year. According to their FAQ page, they hope to see it on the market by 2017 for, in their words, less than the cost of a flat-screen television..
    http://www.thedailybeast.com/article...l-by-2017.html
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    heck. just use one of these.

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    heck. just use one of these.

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    Just pull out easy peezy
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    Just pull out easy peezy
    THat is not guaranteed to work
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    Just wait til this gets called "sperm-abortion" pills or some bull**** like that.
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    Works every time
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    Works every time
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    I'm on Vasalgel.

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