No, Manti wasn't cozying-up on all those winter-night phone calls with a female impersonator, in fact it was a man all along.
Yeesh, could you imagine the grief that he will get from opposing players on the field next year?
Can you imagine the locker-room comments?
If he fell apart mentally in the Alabama game, he may just blow a fuse in the NFL. Seems easy to get inside his head to the point that he becomes useless on the field.
The thought of "Crying Game"-type phone sex is nauseating. Oh the humanity.
Well, you know what they say happens when you have too much phone sex.......you get hearing aids.
"Manti Te’o’s beautiful fake girlfriend, the one whom he spent multiple hours on the phone with, was actually a man.Milton Grimes, lawyer to Ronaiah Tuiasosopo, who is accused of creating the hoax, told the New York Daily News that it was a one-man show and that his client impersonated the voice of Lennay Kekua, the woman Te’o came to know as his beloved girlfriend.
“[Te’o] thought it was a female he was talking with,” Grimes told the Daily News. “It was Ronaiah as Lennay.”
Cue any and all Ace Ventura jokes."