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Thread: Just When You Think You Had A Bad Day........

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    Just When You Think You Had A Bad Day........

    One of my Co-Workers got hit square in the face by a high pressured stream
    of fecal matter from a home made squeeze bottle.

    Heh. Yay for working in the Pen!

    Thanks Shifty!

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    Wow! Your co-worker was really ****faced!

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    It was ****ing awful. I was in the picket across the hall...I saw him coming off the pod.
    He had two other bossmen helping him. I feel...AWFUL for him, because, it'll be me
    next time....Or whichever time....But DAMN! Right in the FACE bro......


    Sometimes, the crooks win.

    This is the world I live in.

    I'm more drunk now than I was 10 minutes ago, and, I'll be drunker later.
    There's four days of downtime between when I have to go look that
    .... stuff..... in the .... face.... again.....



    High pressured, liquid ****, right in the face..........

    Thank god he had his eye protection on. I don't think that crook has AIDs
    or any of the Hep strains..
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoonBoss View Post


    It was ****ing awful. I was in the picket across the hall...I saw him coming off the pod.
    He had two other bossmen helping him. I feel...AWFUL for him, because, it'll be me
    next time....Or whichever time....But DAMN! Right in the FACE bro......


    Sometimes, the crooks win.

    This is the world I live in.

    I'm more drunk now than I was 10 minutes ago, and, I'll be drunker later.
    There's four days of downtime between when I have to go look that
    .... stuff..... in the .... face.... again.....



    High pressured, liquid ****, right in the face..........

    Thank god he had his eye protection on. I don't think that crook has AIDs
    or any of the Hep strains..
    Please tell me you guys beat the hell out of that criminal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    Please tell me you guys beat the hell out of that criminal.
    That would be a violation of his civil rights, sir.

    As Correctional Officers, we are expected to absorb the slings and arrows
    of misfortune.

    I can expect that you'd understand that if I would say "Yes" to your question
    I could go to prison myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoonBoss View Post
    That would be a violation of his civil rights, sir.

    As Correctional Officers, we are expected to absorb the slings and arrows
    of misfortune.

    I can expect that you'd understand that if I would say "Yes" to your question
    I could go to prison myself.
    How about fire hoses? Can you hose that ****er off with a high pressure water hose, I don't suppose that is considered water boarding since there is no board involved at all right?
    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally" ~ W.C. Fields

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    That's ****ing nasty
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoonBoss View Post
    That would be a violation of his civil rights, sir.

    As Correctional Officers, we are expected to absorb the slings and arrows
    of misfortune.

    I can expect that you'd understand that if I would say "Yes" to your question
    I could go to prison myself.
    A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.
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