Did Adam play football? He must have been the QB because he got the cheerleader (Eve). The QB always gets the hot chick. I am sure Eve was a hot chick. God is perfect and only creates hot chicks.
Though I heard that God created man in his image. Did Eve have a beard too? In that case she probably lived in Buffalo. All the chicks in Buffalo are Bills fans and have beards. So Adam was a Bills QB. No wonder he screwed up. Never take an apple from a bearded woman.