...A teenager from Astoria, Ore., was arrested after he apparently posted a Facebook status update about a drunken hit-and-run he allegedly committed Wednesday, The Daily Astorian reported.

He was caught the next day after the Facebook post was reported to authorities, according to the paper.

"Drivin drunk ... classsic but to whoever's vehicle i hit i am sorry. :P," Jacob Cox-Brown, 18, reportedly wrote on his Facebook page.

On Thursday, local authorities...
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