Are you gonna drink that?
Drunk, hit-&-run? Don't Facebook...
read more about this genius: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird...185683572.html
...A teenager from Astoria, Ore., was arrested after he apparently posted a Facebook status update about a drunken hit-and-run he allegedly committed Wednesday, The Daily Astorian reported.
He was caught the next day after the Facebook post was reported to authorities, according to the paper.
"Drivin drunk ... classsic
but to whoever's vehicle i hit i am sorry. :P," Jacob Cox-Brown, 18, reportedly wrote on his Facebook page.
On Thursday, local authorities...
1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes is verifying their authenticity."
The NEW Front Office Plan
for our Miami Dolphins:
-Hire the FH Staff, ad hoc.
... Could we really do worse?!?
(I'll accept the newly created position of beverage consultant)