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Thread: 10 Years in a Basement for $10M, What are you Bringing?

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    10 Years in a Basement for $10M, What are you Bringing?

    You are being forced to spend the next 10 years of your life in a basement. After those 10 years, you will receive $10 mil. Your basement comes fully furnished with a good bed, sink, a toilet, a shower and a trash chute. You are also being given a bonus 30 points to spend on items/amenities that you can take with you to your basement.
    BONUS BONUS: If you half your $10 mil payout to $5 mil, you will receive 35 points to spend. If you reduce your payout to zero, you receive 40 points.





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    Im taking the stunningly attractive girl, infinite booze, hygiene products, and the kitchen with premium products. That puts me at 35. Ill take my cool $5M.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    Im taking the stunningly attractive girl, infinite booze, hygiene products, and the kitchen with premium products. That puts me at 35. Ill take my cool $5M.
    You'd pay $5 million for 10 years of unlimited booze? Because that's what it adds up to.

    Girl (hopefully I get a new 18 year old every year ) -- 18 points
    TV (DirectTV includes music channels as part of it's premium package, which is otherwise worth two points) -- 7 points
    Hygiene products -- 3 points
    Microwave food -- 2 points

    That's 30.

    I'd like to meet the person who picks Barry Bonds. That should be a package deal with the gun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWalrus View Post
    You'd pay $5 million for 10 years of unlimited booze? Because that's what it adds up to.
    I cant fathom being locked in a basement for 10 years without the aid of mind altering substances of some sort. So Im taking either the booze or the drugs for sure. I keep flip flopping on whether to bring the girl or not. Im sure if she was there in front of me, I wouldnt be able to not take her. But logically I know it would be a terrible idea. But **** it...tomorrow Im going to figure out a scenario that gets me in there with the woman and allows me to carry the gun just in case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    I cant fathom being locked in a basement for 10 years without the aid of mind altering substances of some sort. So Im taking either the booze or the drugs for sure. I keep flip flopping on whether to bring the girl or not. Im sure if she was there in front of me, I wouldnt be able to not take her. But logically I know it would be a terrible idea. But **** it...tomorrow Im going to figure out a scenario that gets me in there with the woman and allows me to carry the gun just in case.
    The drug option definitely has the most bang for your buck imo. Tobacco by itself & alcohol by itself should be combined to even compete with the drug option. With the drugs, I got weed, I got psychedelics, I got pharmaceuticals, I even got cocaine if I'm feeling fancy, etc.

    As for the chick, you need human interaction or you're gonna lose your bananas. So it's either her, or you can pal around with the doctor from New Delhi.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheWalrus
    You'd pay $5 million for 10 years of unlimited booze? Because that's what it adds up to.


    Wouldn't do it for just booze, but definitely the drug option. After all, it is ten whole years of your life. I'd sacrifice the 5 million for a better quality of life during the 10 years. Besides, I think I could live pretty comfortably with 5 million.

    Also, I think you guys picking the library are kidding yourselves a bit. I thought about it, but I imagined I'd get bored of it within the first week or two. I also don't know how y'all plan going 10 years without seeing sunlight.
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    Actually I might go a different angle. Going sex-less for 10 years isnt ideal, but it may very well be better than only having an 18 year old for entertainment for 10 years.

    Infinite booze, hygiene products, kitchen, puppy, TV+all shows and movies, video games.
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    Hot chick, movies and tv shows, hygiene, workout room, chick fil-a-35 points

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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    Actually I might go a different angle. Going sex-less for 10 years isnt ideal, but it may very well be better than only having an 18 year old for entertainment for 10 years.

    Infinite booze, hygiene products, kitchen, puppy, TV+all shows and movies, video games.
    kitten and puppy over banging a hot bitch? No way, if I have to lose the hot chick, I would eat well and get my 10 million.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jared81 View Post
    Hot chick, movies and tv shows, hygiene, workout room, chick fil-a-35 points

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    kitten and puppy over banging a hot bitch? No way, if I have to lose the hot chick, I would eat well and get my 10 million.
    Gonna be tough watching those tv shows and movies with no TV

    Its tough. I either have to go entertainment free aside from sex and listen to an 18 year old that Im stuck in the same room as every day for 10 years, or I can get a puppy and all the best entertainment options.

    Im pretty good at fapping and if you go long enough without seeing a woman, you can fap to a school bus fire, so...I dunno. Its a tough choice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    Gonna be tough watching those tv shows and movies with no TV

    Its tough. I either have to go entertainment free aside from sex and listen to an 18 year old that Im stuck in the same room as every day for 10 years, or I can get a puppy and all the best entertainment options.

    Im pretty good at fapping and if you go long enough without seeing a woman, you can fap to a school bus fire, so...I dunno. Its a tough choice.

    Ah ****, I thought a tv came with the movies? Maybe you can just bang your animals. Skittles and scruffles will look pretty good in about 5 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jared81 View Post
    Ah ****, I thought a tv came with the movies? Maybe you can just bang your animals. Skittles and scruffles will look pretty good in about 5 years.
    Nope. You need the TV and the shows. If you take the chick, youre stuck in literally the same room as this chick for 10 years with nothing else to do. If you choose the chick, I think taking the gun as well is almost a necessity. Youll use it on either you or her before the 10 years are up.
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