Valandui's Weekly Music Video
The Contortionist: Language I: Intuition
Trade all money for 40 points
Barry - 7 - Who wouldn't want to spend 10 years with the LEGIT home run king?
18 yr old - 18 - For my sexual pleasures
Mayo doctor - 3 - For Barry's sexual pleasures
unlimited drugs - 5 - If I'm going to be in a basement with Barry Bonds for 10 years I'm going to need some of that. Also, so Barry doesn't murder me.
Train Set - 2 - to keep Barry entertained
Workout room - 5 - Once Barry's all roided up there needs to be a room where I can seperate myself from that crazy mother****er. The basketball court is just a bonus.
I used up all my points but I just gave up 10 million to hang out with Barry for 10 years so I'm sure god can give me 1 more point for the gun.
1) You take your moeny up front - 7 points
2) Unlimited Fast Food - 4 points
3) Hygen Products - 3 points
4) Sky Light - 2 points
5) Workout Room- 5 points
6) TV - 7 points
28 points. I invest the 10 mil in the stock market, assuming 8% after 3 years I give the priciple back for the extra 10 points and still have 2.6m erning interst in the market. 10 points back with 2 unused points.
7) Libary - 4 points
8) Garden - 2 points
9) Satalite Radio - 2 points
10) Pool Table - 1 point
11) Medical Care - 2 points
12) Gun - What the hell else am I going to do with the last point lol
At the end of the ten years I have roughly 4.5m dollars in the bank and a nice place to live bought and paid for with Medical care.
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally" ~ W.C. Fields
Fast food?? You guys are disgusting lol.
is it 30 to start then for 5m you get 35 more points?
I thought the kitchen was 7 points. In that case, I'll switch the fast-food & the garden for the kitchen.
So that's; the girl (18), the kitchen (6), the drugs (5), the surround sound & music (4), & the sunlight (2).
Was a hard choice between the music & the video games, but then I realized I didn't pick the t.v.
Do you get extra points if the girl gets pregnant?
Gotta remember that the hygiene products count for the girl too.