"....if there is activity in the ball prior to the rubbing action....
Bill Belichick, Sat Jan 24, 2015
"You may think that you are some kind of god to these people. But we both know what you really are."
"What's that? A criminal?"
"Worse. A politician."
Source: Under The Dome
Perseverance of the Saints
Read more from their open letter to Kansas School Board: http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/... You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes lies in verifying their authenticity."
Have you been touched by His Noodly Appendage?
How have I not found this religion sooner? I am a Pastafarian! No doubt about it, the definition of heaven fits mine to perfection:
Learn about the basic Pastafarian beliefs (pirates as divine beings, our heaven having a beer volcano and stripper factory, etc)