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    No, taking a joke thread this seriously is you being a stick in the mud...
    I probably would have said "cross up the ........." but I think I have to switch threads for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Locke View Post
    No, taking a joke thread this seriously is you being a stick in the mud...

    Well if you read a bit before you posted you’d see that I was responding to Phins and Rob’s assertions that this sort of thing proves a point, it does not. I have no problem with you having a good time; just don’t pretend it’s something that it’s not.
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    ... You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Locke View Post
    No, taking a joke thread this seriously is you being a stick in the mud...
    Sometimes a stick in the mud tells you whether you will sink up to your knee or nut sack before you actually step in the mud.
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