"You may think that you are some kind of god to these people. But we both know what you really are."
"What's that? A criminal?"
"Worse. A politician."
Source: Under The Dome
Perseverance of the Saints
Read more from their open letter to Kansas School Board: http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/... You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes lies in verifying their authenticity."
Have you been touched by His Noodly Appendage?
How have I not found this religion sooner? I am a Pastafarian! No doubt about it, the definition of heaven fits mine to perfection:
Learn about the basic Pastafarian beliefs (pirates as divine beings, our heaven having a beer volcano and stripper factory, etc)