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Thread: The Easiest Way to Improve our Linebacker Corps in 2013

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    Draft The Easiest Way to Improve our Linebacker Corps in 2013

    Catfish Goodell by drafting Manti with our imaginary 2nd First round pick

    Method:

    a) During month of April, start sending Goodell emails with pics of a random cheerleader
    b) Initiate "late-night" phone calls to his office. Perhaps pay Channing Crowder as accomplice? Have him employ that "towel-on-head" locker-room look.
    c) Transition to phone sex using a girly voice (***IMPORTANT! Not more than 1 phone call per night - Too much phone sex = hearing aids)
    d) Decline to meet until AFTER Fins have selected their 2nd pick in round 1. Harp on this point
    e) Run to the podium on draft day, during round 1, just before Patriots selection
    f) Distract Goodell by having Crowder emerge from the side of the stage during selection
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    Re: The Easiest Way to Improve our Linebacker Corps in 2013

    Wtf?
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    I guess u had nothing better to do smh lol
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    I wont bash the thread, atleast your being humorous

    But Speaking of our LB group, I am not a big fan of the $$ we are paying Dansby.

    I personally wouldnt mind us trading him away and picking up another LB in FA. Mauluga?
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    If we had a second pick in the first round, I would use on a position that needs improvment. If the BOA is a position that is already very solid (like LB) then I would try to trade down to a position that I can get someone I value at a position of need.
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    This is too difficult to read with Danika's smooth silky butt blocking the screen every other second - or as a matter of fact, to absorb - at least over the next 2 hrs . Will have to get back to you on this.


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