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Thread: Dog Shoots Owner, Dog not Arrested

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    Dog Shoots Owner, Dog not Arrested

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    Im more alarmed by the other story mentioned in the article:

    The incident is only the latest in a string of bizarre shootings in Florida. Just last week, a woman in St. Petersburg was wounded when she was shot by a friend's oven.
    The ****?
    "I'm not here to be a distraction," Pouncey said.
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    Just reading the thread title, my immediate thought before even clicking on thread and reading the article was, "This had to have happened in Florida."

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    According to the police report, Lanier said he was driving along State Road 17 North when the dog kicked "the unloaded .380 pistol." It went on to say that Lanier was "surprised" to learn not only that the gun was loaded, but also that it was actually a 9mm weapon, not a .380.
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    If you believe this, I have some prime ocean front property in Kansas that you might be interested in.


    This asshat is clearly a future Darwin Award winner.

    He doesn't qualify YET because:
    a.) he didn't die.
    b.) he "claims" the dog did it, not him. (Darwins are awarded for excellence in removing yourself from the gene pool)



    Hopefully, the bullet struck his balls. Morons like this don't need to reproduce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spesh View Post

    Im more alarmed by the other story mentioned in the article:



    The ****?
    I totally missed that!!!!!!! What the ****??????? Why would you store a loaded mag in an oven? I mean hell we might as well put a few in the microwave while we're at it and maybe one in the ol' crisper drawer.
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