Are you gonna drink that?
According to the police report, Lanier said he was driving along State Road 17 North when the dog kicked "the unloaded .380 pistol." It went on to say that Lanier was "surprised" to learn not only that the gun was loaded, but also that it was actually a 9mm weapon, not a .380.
If you believe this, I have some prime ocean front property in Kansas that you might be interested in.
This asshat is clearly a future Darwin Award winner.
He doesn't qualify YET because:
a.) he didn't die.
b.) he "claims" the dog did it, not him. (Darwins are awarded for excellence in removing yourself from the gene pool)
Hopefully, the bullet struck his balls. Morons like this don't need to reproduce.
1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes is verifying their authenticity."
The NEW Front Office Plan
for our Miami Dolphins:
-Hire the FH Staff, ad hoc.
... Could we really do worse?!?
(I'll accept the newly created position of beverage consultant)