To all finheaven residents. I abhor your very existence. If there was one brain added up between all of you it would be a miracle. Ive never seen a conglomeration of more empty headed, vacuous people in my life. The inanity you people spread is like a festering disease to all of humankind. You all suck(except for Vaark, hes the exception) and I hope you all wind up living in Newark.

And you Bumpus, you sweaty, cheap beer drinking, cousin @$&@ing, larry the cable guy watching, hillbillian troglodyte. Ive know meatloaf that could outwit you.

Dont forget. Only one hour left to vote for HarryBagpipe before the polls close

Your vote is highly appreciated***