Originally Posted by The Goat
...and our cheerleaders are ugly, Tannehill is a bust, Miami is about to fall into the ocean, the stadium in on fire, the team is moving to LA and we're going to be nuked by North Korea.
DOOM! GLOOM! NEGATIVITY! PLAGUES OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!
FLOODS!!! DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry. I'm just trying to help a brave and innovative opinion toward the "glass-is-half-empty" side. How did I do?