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    I just fired two people on the spot

    I ventured down to the first floor on my way to lunch about an hour ago and heard some God awful music coming from what seemed to be the break room area. I walked in there's about 17 people acting a fool. Some were dressed in costumes. One guy was balancing a toaster on his head and another was doing a pelvic thrusting motion on the water cooler. They were even video recording this behavior. I was appalled. Fired the two bozos who I thought started it all. Not entirely sure they were responsible but I fired them anyway and at least made an example of them. They can go work minimum wage jobs if they wish to act like that. Who behaves like that in the workplace? All of them were probably Obama voters. Anyhoo, I had a salad and biscotti for lunch in case any of you were wondering FYI.
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    I just fired two people on the spot

    Harlem Shaked themselves to the unemployment line
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkapePhin View Post
    Harlem Shaked themselves to the unemployment line
    Ironically probably in Harlem too.
    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally" ~ W.C. Fields

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkapePhin View Post
    Harlem Shaked themselves to the unemployment line
    That's what they said it was when they began to beg for thier jobs. Then I sang a song for them.

    Hey I just fired you, cause you are lazy. So call Obama, get welfare maybe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dovahkiin View Post
    I ventured down to the first floor on my way to lunch about an hour ago and heard some God awful music coming from what seemed to be the break room area. I walked in there's about 17 people acting a fool. Some were dressed in costumes. One guy was balancing a toaster on his head and another was doing a pelvic thrusting motion on the water cooler. They were even video recording this behavior. I was appalled. Fired the two bozos who I thought started it all. Not entirely sure they were responsible but I fired them anyway and at least made an example of them. They can go work minimum wage jobs if they wish to act like that. Who behaves like that in the workplace? All of them were probably Obama voters. Anyhoo, I had a salad and biscotti for lunch in case any of you were wondering FYI.
    You still have a break room area for the poors?
    That is so yesterday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dovahkiin View Post
    I ventured down to the first floor on my way to lunch about an hour ago and heard some God awful music coming from what seemed to be the break room area. I walked in there's about 17 people acting a fool. Some were dressed in costumes. One guy was balancing a toaster on his head and another was doing a pelvic thrusting motion on the water cooler. They were even video recording this behavior. I was appalled. Fired the two bozos who I thought started it all. Not entirely sure they were responsible but I fired them anyway and at least made an example of them. They can go work minimum wage jobs if they wish to act like that. Who behaves like that in the workplace? All of them were probably Obama voters. Anyhoo, I had a salad and biscotti for lunch in case any of you were wondering FYI.
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