You'd think a fagg0t like him have a better grip on how to stay low through the hole. He probably even ****s wrong.
I bet if we were on MNF and he was starting he'd be all, "Daniel Thomas, Queer State." But WTF am I thinking? No team starting a fagg0t at running back is getting on MNF.
Great. Now we really are the Miami Dolfags.
Didn't Marino announce that pick? Miami ****s over Marino again...
If Shula was around he'd smack the gay out of that nancy piece of ****. You think Csonka would put up with that? **** no.