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    Women's Roller Derby ...

    So, I'm currently sitting in this ****-kicker barn style "arena" just outside of St. Clairsville, OH drinking heavily & watching the OVRG All Stars vs. Central Ohio Roller Dolls.

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    Halftime. The blue team is kicking the purple team's ass.





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    I debated asking, but how does one end up in Ohio at a roller derby?




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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    I debated asking, but how does one end up in Ohio at a roller derby?
    A buddy won 4 tickets on the radio.

    We got ****ing smashed & went over. Out of the literally dozens of fans in attendance, our drunken bloodcurdling yells for blood somehow stood out.

    Perhaps Dan's chant of "Break ... Her ... Hymen" might have been a bit over the top, but F it.

    Bout 1/2 of em were rutting trailer park slutty pigs, the other 1/2? Just rutting pigs.


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    Most of them look to be suffering from the sugars.
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    Women's Roller Derby ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpus View Post
    A buddy won 4 tickets on the radio.

    We got ****ing smashed & went over. Out of the literally dozens of fans in attendance, our drunken bloodcurdling yells for blood somehow stood out.

    Perhaps Dan's chant of "Break ... Her ... Hymen" might have been a bit over the top, but F it.

    Bout 1/2 of em were rutting trailer park slutty pigs, the other 1/2? Just rutting pigs.


    A fun time was had by all.
    Break...her....hymen! LOLOLOL

    OMG. I can't stop laughing. I haven't heard that word since high school. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry_Bagpipe View Post
    Most of them look to be suffering from the sugars.
    ROTFL. The sugars. LOL.
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    Looks like you had great seats . Is that hayden fox in the front row? I've heard them derby girls like to party down till someone gets "rug" burn after the matches. Did you hit up any wild derby parties?
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