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Thread: I was involved in a verbal altercation at lunch today

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    I was involved in a verbal altercation at lunch today

    My wife came and picked me up around 11:00 this morning for a nice birthday lunch. We ate like kings I tell you. I had the classic new york strip and she got a tasty filet mignon for our main dishes. We had a couple of appetizers to. My wife knew some people who were also having a nice lunch there and wanted to go speak with them but I had a rumble in my stomach and excused myself to the gentleman's room. I walk in and survey the restroom and notice the stall on the end that that has the larger commode and a sink. I was hunkered down for a few minutes taking care of business while reading some of the painful threads here on finheaven when I heard the bathroom door open. Didn't think much of it until I heard some grunting from the person entering. Once the door closed I see a wheelchair roll up to my stall door and this bozo begins beating on the stall door while I'm trying to have a private moment. Hes all up in arms because he says that stall is for the handicappers like himself and asks me why I'm using that stall instead of one of the others. I tell this guy that I'm a big guy who needs more space and that he's just going to have to wait his turn like everyone else. But he insists that because he's a cripple he should get special treatment. (I'm 6'5 BTW). Now mind you I'm in the process of trying to clean myself up and this guy is still running his flappers like his going to rise up out of that chair and whoop me good when I finish. I finally zip up my pants and swing the stall door open best I can and hit this mobile morons wheelchair with the stall door. I may have put a dent in that thing but I'm not sure as he spun that thing around so quickly that he clipped my calf with his foot just enough to offend me. I told him that I could sue him for assault but that since it was my birthday I had better things to do. I told him that I couldn't believe he'd act like this nd told him that I hope he fell in the toilet and drowned while getting out of that chair and up onto the toilet. Anyhoo, I went back out to pay the bill and told my wife that I may have forgot to flush and that I'd be right back. I went back in the bathroom and flipped the lights off and told that guy to **** you. Let that cripple wipe his ass in the dark and hope he gets it all.
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    You should of dropped kicked him in the chest and left him flailing around like a turtle flipped on it back.


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    im shocked that you would degrade yourself to such a low level that you would actually use a public restroom.
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    If he was really handi-capable he'd have managed to drag his ass into a normal stall.

    Sounds like a woman ... They all want to be treated equally, as long as equally means special.


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    Quote Originally Posted by shula_guy View Post
    You should of dropped kicked him in the chest and left him flailing around like a turtle flipped on it back.


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    But then his $5,000 suit would have come in direct contact with the floor of a public restroom. Dovah is much too civilizied for that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpus View Post
    But then his $5,000 suit would have come in direct contact with the floor of a public restroom. Dovah is much too civilizied for that.
    I think you missunderstand. The only contact involved would be the bottom of his shoe with the cripples chest. One good kick and a cripple can be flipped in his wheelchair onto his back. At that point he is stuck like a turtle and completely disarmed. I know this from personal experience. I have in the past had to resort to flipping over a guy I like to call srgt Dan for getting mouthy with me about parking in his space as if he cant wheel a few extra feet to get into the building. He thinks cause he has a special plate on his tart cart that he is the only one that can park in the special parking spot. Personaly I gladly pay the ticket that I sometimes get for paking there, its better then walking from the back of the parking lot when that space is free right up front.

    Whoever said the cripples are bad as the women when it comes to equal rights was spot on. They all cry that they want to treated as equals until they are. Then they whine because they arnt equal and you dont pretend like they are by letting them have their way. Dont even get me started on affirmative action, I can go on n on about how its all set up to hinder men of sucess.


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    Dovahkiin makes the human race an embarassment. Are you the same guy that posted about ruining Easter? If not, you guys sound like you both need a serious a** kicking!!! SCUMBAGS all over the place on here, WOW!! You lazy pieces of crap can't walk an extra ten feet and instead take a handicap space and talk crap, LOSERS!
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    Those stalls don't say it's only for handicap. You had every right (like all of us do) to drop your load in that stall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAfinfan69 View Post
    Dovahkiin makes the human race an embarassment. Are you the same guy that posted about ruining Easter? If not, you guys sound like you both need a serious a** kicking!!! SCUMBAGS all over the place on here, WOW!! You lazy pieces of crap can't walk an extra ten feet and instead take a handicap space and talk crap, LOSERS!
    Youre making the common mistake of assuming that the handicapped (who generally do nothing but leach from Social Security) are of the same value as hard working Americans that add value to society. Dovahkiin's hefty upper 1% taxes are probably what fund's that handicapped man's existence. If you ask me, Dovah can **** in that man;s living room if he wants.




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