You should of dropped kicked him in the chest and left him flailing around like a turtle flipped on it back.
My wife came and picked me up around 11:00 this morning for a nice birthday lunch. We ate like kings I tell you. I had the classic new york strip and she got a tasty filet mignon for our main dishes. We had a couple of appetizers to. My wife knew some people who were also having a nice lunch there and wanted to go speak with them but I had a rumble in my stomach and excused myself to the gentleman's room. I walk in and survey the restroom and notice the stall on the end that that has the larger commode and a sink. I was hunkered down for a few minutes taking care of business while reading some of the painful threads here on finheaven when I heard the bathroom door open. Didn't think much of it until I heard some grunting from the person entering. Once the door closed I see a wheelchair roll up to my stall door and this bozo begins beating on the stall door while I'm trying to have a private moment. Hes all up in arms because he says that stall is for the handicappers like himself and asks me why I'm using that stall instead of one of the others. I tell this guy that I'm a big guy who needs more space and that he's just going to have to wait his turn like everyone else. But he insists that because he's a cripple he should get special treatment. (I'm 6'5 BTW). Now mind you I'm in the process of trying to clean myself up and this guy is still running his flappers like his going to rise up out of that chair and whoop me good when I finish. I finally zip up my pants and swing the stall door open best I can and hit this mobile morons wheelchair with the stall door. I may have put a dent in that thing but I'm not sure as he spun that thing around so quickly that he clipped my calf with his foot just enough to offend me. I told him that I could sue him for assault but that since it was my birthday I had better things to do. I told him that I couldn't believe he'd act like this nd told him that I hope he fell in the toilet and drowned while getting out of that chair and up onto the toilet. Anyhoo, I went back out to pay the bill and told my wife that I may have forgot to flush and that I'd be right back. I went back in the bathroom and flipped the lights off and told that guy to **** you. Let that cripple wipe his ass in the dark and hope he gets it all.
im shocked that you would degrade yourself to such a low level that you would actually use a public restroom.
Last edited by bucket656; 04-05-2013 at 05:59 PM.
If he was really handi-capable he'd have managed to drag his ass into a normal stall.
Sounds like a woman ... They all want to be treated equally, as long as equally means special.
Way to stand up for the rights of self-mobile mankind!
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2) See goal #1
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Whoever said the cripples are bad as the women when it comes to equal rights was spot on. They all cry that they want to treated as equals until they are. Then they whine because they arnt equal and you dont pretend like they are by letting them have their way. Dont even get me started on affirmative action, I can go on n on about how its all set up to hinder men of sucess.
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Dovahkiin makes the human race an embarassment. Are you the same guy that posted about ruining Easter? If not, you guys sound like you both need a serious a** kicking!!! SCUMBAGS all over the place on here, WOW!! You lazy pieces of crap can't walk an extra ten feet and instead take a handicap space and talk crap, LOSERS!