Are you gonna drink that?
My solution to the Westboro Baptist clowns ...
Once again, here come the asshats.
The extremist Westboro Baptist Church says it plans to picket at the funerals of Boston Marathon bombing victims, claiming God sent the blasts that on Monday killed three and injured more than 170 people.
The anti-gay institution known for protesting at the funerals of dead service members made the announcement via its Twitter page.
"The federal government is classifying the bombs as a terrorist attack, but say itís unclear if itís of a domestic or foreign nature," the release said. "Hereís a hint ó God sent the bombs! How many more terrifying ways will you have the Lord injure and kill your fellow countrymen because you insist on nation-dooming filthy *** marriage?!"
These jagoffs simply try to stir up **** hoping for a reaction, then when they get one - they sue for a violation of their rights.
My solution - Several anonymous "concerned citizens" wielding these:
Who could they (or their next-of-kin) be able to sue?
1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes is verifying their authenticity."
The NEW Front Office Plan
for our Miami Dolphins:
-Hire the FH Staff, ad hoc.
... Could we really do worse?!?
(I'll accept the newly created position of beverage consultant)