Without further adieu:
1. Kansas City: Luke Joeckel, OT, Texas A&M- Starting LT on a rookie salary structure; long live the Ryan Kalil syndrome!
2. Jacksonville: Geno Smith, QB, WVU- Jaygwires play Keno with Geno instead of Bingo with Mingo.
3. Oakland: Sharrif Floyd, DT, Florida- Where to begin? At the beginning: DT.
4. Philadelphia: Star Lotulelei, DT, Utah- Geno's gone...with the wind...
5. Detroit: Eric Fisher, OT, Cent. MI- Get your motor runnin'.......
6. Miami: Lane Johnson, OT, Oklahoma- Life in the fast Lane....... Miami trades #12, #42 to Cleveland for #6, #139.
7. Arizona: Barkevious Mingo, OLB, LSU- Johnny Mingo brings his smokin' guns to the high chapparal.
8. Buffalo: Dion Jordan, DE, Oregon- "Time to Prime" the pass-rush....again. The DE/OLB run is on.
9. NY Jets: Ezekiel Ansah, DE, BYU- Ziggy is on a mission! Milliner goes here if Revis leaves.
10. Tennessee: Dee Milliner, CB, Alabama- Christmas in Nashville; Brenda Lee time!
11. San Diego: Chance Warmack, OG, Alabama- Back to back Tuscaloosans by Chance?
12. San Francisco: Kenny Vaccaro, FS, Texas- 49ers can't resist. SF gives Cleveland #31, #34.
13. Tampa Bay: Tank Carradine, DE, FSU- Bucs should be arrested for stealing.
14. Carolina: Cordarrelle Patterson, WR, Tennessee- Finally, another good WR for the Panteras.
15. New Orleans: Jarvis Jones, OLB, Georgia- Saints stick their neck out here.
16. St. Louis: Tavon Austin, WR, WVU- Danny who?
17. Pittsburgh: Bjeorn Werner, DE, FSU- Poor Werner, someone had to go over to the dark side..... Heil!
18. Dallas: Jonathan Cooper, OG, North Carolina: Jerry's not trading up this year.
19. NY Giants: Datone Jones, DE, UCLA- Another year, another pass rusher (Cough!)
20. Chicago: Alec Ogletree, ILB, Georgia- Urlacher Redux 2013....The legend lives on.
21. Cincinnati: Eddie Lacy, RB, Alabama- No more "Sissy-nati", it's hammer time!
22. Atlanta: Tyler Eifert, TE, Notre Dame- TGon will soon BGon. Falcons give St. Louis #30, #92, and #198
23. Minnesota: Xavier Rhodes, CB, FSU- Vikes will give CB's some love; anyone else??
24. Indianapolis: Damontre Moore, DE, Texas A&M- With a rebel yell.....
25. Minnesota: Matt Barclay, QB, USC- Nothing to Ponder here.
26. Green Bay: Alex Okafor, DE, Texas- Okafor the last time! We are going to get Matthews some help!
27. Houston: DeAndre Hopkins, WR, Clemson- ....So now three Texan WR's walk into a bar...
28. Denver: Sheldon Richardson, DT, Missouri- So much for Shell buyin' Momma a new house!
29. New England: Justin Hunter, WR, Tennessee- Anyone miss those Brady to Randy Moss moments of yesteryear?
30. St Louis: Eric Reid, FS, LSU- Hope RGIII is worth all of this.
31. Cleveland: E.J. Manuel, QB, FSU- Chud brings "Mini Cam" to Browntown, "Now we got two second rounders motherf*****s!"
32. Baltimore: Manti Te'o, ILB, Notre Dame- Insert your own...kinky ghosts of Ray/Te'o's GF/Ed Reed 3-way...comments here..
So now you all know what's gonna happen next week!