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Thread: Work with Alberts cousin.

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    doesnt take much to get off topic here does it?

    i'm sure he's not selfish enough to reconsider his choices. i think he is selfish to play LT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dolfan81 View Post
    Found out a few weeks ago that one of my coworkers is Branden Alberts cousins. After talking to him today he is pretty sure Albert will be a Dolphin this week. Doesn't get much more of a reliable source then family.

    Fat Albert family WTF
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dolfan81 View Post
    Found out a few weeks ago that one of my coworkers is Branden Alberts cousins. After talking to him today he is pretty sure Albert will be a Dolphin this week. Doesn't get much more of a reliable source then family.
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    Work with Alberts cousin.

    wait, what?? we're supposed to give ears to a 'crazy cuz'? didn't the Greg Jennings bipolar sib teach us that inter-marriage in-laws shouldn't prophet-cate?!!
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    the mods are gettin lazy around here. there's about 20 fat albert threads and he probably won't even be a Dolphin.
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    Oh yeah? Well I know a brother who's cousin knows a friend that is neighbors with a nephew of a co-worker that says this thread is garbage.
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    I'm waiting for Armando to deliver his scoop on Fat Albert. Whatever he says will happen, the opposite will occur.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 72champagne View Post
    the mods are gettin lazy around here. there's about 20 fat albert threads and he probably won't even be a Dolphin.
    I'd agree. after some of the stuff you've pulled this week you should be permabanned. shall we remain lazy or rectify that situation too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by beast_mode View Post
    Oh yeah? Well I know a brother who's cousin knows a friend that is neighbors with a nephew of a co-worker that says this thread is garbage.
    Yeah ?? Well I got a neighbor who lives a couple houses up on the left, who has a little girl who has a guinea pig named Fat Albert. So after I saw this thread I thought it might be a good idea to give ol Fatty a little visit to see what he knew. I went up to visit the neighbor and when I got inside I saw they had Fat Albert in a cage. Beside the cage was a 55 gallon aquarium that had hermet crabs with little football helmets like you see in the pet stores. They had 3 different helmets, KC, SD, and Jets. I started watching and I noticed Fat Albert kept looking over at the crabs, and instantly I knew what he was trying to tell me. He was saying he was going to be playing for one of those teams next year.

    Now we know SD has some interest, and we know KC wants to get rid of Alberts but are having a tough go of it, so both of those make sense. But we also know that NY has no money, and no QB worth protecting, and NOBODY would want to play for them any way. So I figured it was safe to assume the jets helmet was jus in there by mistake.

    What ol Fat Albert was trying to tell me was it was down to SD and KC as to where he was going. Just to be sure I took the jets helmet over an put it in ol Fatty's cage, and he jumped right up and ran over and took a crap on it and started chewing on a carrot. I figured that was all I was gonna get from ol Fatty, so I left. But I left confident that my source confirmed my belief that KC's own fat Albert will be keeping his fat a$$ west of the Mississippi river this year. And that made me so happy that came home and had me a carrot my dang self.

    Now if I just had a jets helmet to crap on...
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