The Eifert Tower
The Eifert Tower
SELL THE DAMN TEAM GOOFBALL
I seriously doubt Eifert not being at the draft will have any impact on who they draft. There is no way they changed their big board based on who is at the draft. NFL Network and ESPN will show the Phins draft party in Miami and they will show the jerseys from there.
So far I have read that the Fins are "enchanted" with Tyler Eifert, Zach Ertz, Tavon Austin, Sheldon Richardson, Star (I am not even trying to spell his last name), DJ Hayden, Dee Miliner and Luke Joekel. So all we need is 8 first round picks and we should be in business.
Notre Dame's tight end Tyler Eifert seems like a pretty good catch. His 4.68-second 40-yard dash puts him as the top tight end prospect, and few can hate on his 35.5-inch vertical leap and 22 reps on the bench press. But he was also Manti Te'o's teammate, so one NFL coach had to double check something:
To kick things off, the team's head coach asked Eifert, "Do you have a girlfriend?"
"Yes," Eifert responded.
"Is she real?" the coach shot back.
Eifert – and everyone else – burst into laughter.
And while everybody was laughing, the coach was probably thinking in the back of his mind, "Wait, I was being serious."
If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of ****
Only bc tanne is going and we are banking in him being our franchise, get him help asap. Rome want but im a day.
What does Davone Bess have to do with people wanting Eifert? I'm assuming you're basing your rant on speed. Bess is slow for a WR, slower than Eifert. Eifert has above average speed for a TE. Eifert also has great size, is physical, presents a large target, has great hands and leaping ability and shows a knack for coming down with jump or 50/50 balls. He's exactly what this team needs and what all covet. He IS a seam threat.
Efiert or austin
I'll take Austin and Ertz (even though I know that will never happen in a million years)
Salivating just thinking about Tannehill, Eifert, Lamar Miller, Wallace, Hartline, Gibson, and Bess. If Marino had that talent.....heck, if Wood-Strock had that talent, what am I saying....we'd be NASTY!
Will this place riot if they don't draft Eifert?