This morning a fat ugly middle aged hausfrau told me to "eff off"
Admittedly it's not the first time since I speak my mind (unless it's to a Harley rider or MMA type combatant etc)
Was trying to make a very early run for a few things at Publix about 7:30AM so I could get back quickly to set up my day. Anyway was in the 10-item express line with my 6 items, about 5 customers back. Noticed that the woman in front of me had about 25 items - so I said to her: "hey I'm in a hurry and since you shouldn't be in this line in the first place, lemme get in front of you to make a quick cash purchase." At that point she ignored me so I raised my voice and in mock anger asked the little cashier to tell her to leave the line. She was embarrassed, didn't know how to respond, noticed the audience I was getting and that's when the hausfrau told me to "eff off ayehole" The pimply-spotted supervisor came over, unfortunately she was also conflict-avoidance, let that beyotch check out but I could see she was suppressing a smile while I was informing her that if I were her husband and didn't leave years before I'd be using 3 condoms while fantasizing about Betty White. Anyway, it was all for naught, but like my ex wife used to say "Better you get ulcers from me than me from you, " so I guess it's all good.
Mike TannenBum: Now "Kiss of Death" for 2 franchises!