Sitting here in class I have come to realize that fat women bitch VERY loudly. I guess misery loves company.
if I receive head from a fat chick and know one knows is she a supermodel in my story?
What Would a Redneck Do?
1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes is verifying their authenticity."
Olympic Medal?!? Pfft ...
I'll just take the Cup!!!
For years off and on I've been looking for the digitized version of an old cartoon published during the net's formative years where you have an old lady with knee-level sunken boobies and a cig dangling from her mouth typing to an old guy with no hair and a pot belly in a guineaT on the other side of the monitor something to the effect of "Oh, so you're an airline pilot, what a coincidence, I'm a stewardess" or something like that. Epitomized cyber then and now.
Looked again, still couldn't find it, but this one is pretty close in capturing the world of IMs
Wisdom from a "QB Whisperer::
"No we have our FRANCHISE QB and I want to keep him rather than get 2 guys who may or may not be productive NFL players.
Palmer's situation is different and if I had my choice between Palmer and buttfumble, I'd take buttfumble"