That's why they invented beer and have fish markets
Went into the kitchen earlier and thought there was a dolphins logo on the sun lotion bottle my girlfriend had left out
VOTE FOR UK IN FH MARCH MADNESS
Why do we still use pennies?
1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes lies in verifying their authenticity."
This way to the polls:
What the hell is wrong with scientists?
It's been over 35 years, and I still can't buy a functioning lightsaber.
Ever wonder if the broccoli growers got screwed by the spinach lobby for Popeye rights?
Why do people believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?