Just win Phin baby!
I've been a member of this site for over ten years.
"If foot fetish videos of your wife surface online, and the voice of the cameraman sounds like you, just admit that it was you ... because the alternative is that someone else was filming foot fetish videos of your wife, and I'm pretty sure that's worse." - Bill Simmons's enduring lesson to Rex Ryan.
Beer is a wonderful thing!
Problem is: you can never buy it, you merely rent that ****.
1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes lies in verifying their authenticity."
Is it training camp yet?
Just because you don't agree with someone,
does not give you the right to attack them.
There's a LARGE part of me that wants to stomp a mud hole in the ex-boyfriend ******* that has been harassing my girl "Kim"
I may do something silly before dawn.
At least, I'd like to.
Problem is: I'm WAAAAY to drunk to even consider driving anywhere. **** happens.
do you ever realize that youre breathing then realize that breathing is hard"
So I'm watching Broadchurch and past seasons of Luther on Demand while on the exercise bike. Pretty good BBC shows, but does anyone else also wish they had subtitles cuz the brits (no offense RR) are so damn hard to understand (or is it just me?)
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
That ****in' "she sounds hideous/well she's a guy" Jake From State Farm Commercial officially now ranks #1 with a bullet on my Hate List.
Aside from that, just because the dude is talking to some doofus in khakis in a cubicle in a State Farm office in the middle of the night - doesn't necessarily mean that the snoopy wife was wrong and that hubbty and Jake aren't on the downlow, right?