Citronella fuel oil in tiki torches is frigging awesome bug deterrent. (Said the guy drinking on his deck on a fall evening)
Guess I'm a softy:
Actually touched by that new Guinness "friendship-themed" commercial showing these guys aggressively playing wheelchair basketball' where it turns out that all but one are ambulatory and it was out of comraderie in consideration of their one disabled friend. What a wuss I yam.
All of Starbucks money actually goes into financing Satan's army for the Apocalypse.
Never go to the Library without your shotgun.
There's a new sheriff in town.
Bring on the dirty birds