1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes lies in verifying their authenticity."
Is it training camp yet?
Just because you don't agree with someone,
does not give you the right to attack them.
Citronella fuel oil in tiki torches is frigging awesome bug deterrent. (Said the guy drinking on his deck on a fall evening)
Guess I'm a softy:
Actually touched by that new Guinness "friendship-themed" commercial showing these guys aggressively playing wheelchair basketball' where it turns out that all but one are ambulatory and it was out of comraderie in consideration of their one disabled friend. What a wuss I yam.
Just watch the Burn Notice final episode. Man they blow the **** out of the old Herald building. I used to net shrimp behind there on the Venetian causeway on full moons in the winter.
All of Starbucks money actually goes into financing Satan's army for the Apocalypse.
Never go to the Library without your shotgun.
There's a new sheriff in town.
Bring on the dirty birds