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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaark View Post
    This morning a fat ugly middle aged hausfrau told me to "eff off"

    Admittedly it's not the first time since I speak my mind (unless it's to a Harley rider or MMA type combatant etc)

    Was trying to make a very early run for a few things at Publix about 7:30AM so I could get back quickly to set up my day. Anyway was in the 10-item express line with my 6 items, about 5 customers back. Noticed that the woman in front of me had about 25 items - so I said to her: "hey I'm in a hurry and since you shouldn't be in this line in the first place, lemme get in front of you to make a quick cash purchase." At that point she ignored me so I raised my voice and in mock anger asked the little cashier to tell her to leave the line. She was embarrassed, didn't know how to respond, noticed the audience I was getting and that's when the hausfrau told me to "eff off ayehole" The pimply-spotted supervisor came over, unfortunately she was also conflict-avoidance, let that beyotch check out but I could see she was suppressing a smile while I was informing her that if I were her husband and didn't leave years before I'd be using 3 condoms while fantasizing about Betty White. Anyway, it was all for naught, but like my ex wife used to say "Better you get ulcers from me than me from you, " so I guess it's all good.
    Shoulda told the bitch to move or get sodomizied with a pineapple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaark View Post
    This morning a fat ugly middle aged hausfrau told me to "eff off"

    Admittedly it's not the first time since I speak my mind (unless it's to a Harley rider or MMA type combatant etc)

    Was trying to make a very early run for a few things at Publix about 7:30AM so I could get back quickly to set up my day. Anyway was in the 10-item express line with my 6 items, about 5 customers back. Noticed that the woman in front of me had about 25 items - so I said to her: "hey I'm in a hurry and since you shouldn't be in this line in the first place, lemme get in front of you to make a quick cash purchase." At that point she ignored me so I raised my voice and in mock anger asked the little cashier to tell her to leave the line. She was embarrassed, didn't know how to respond, noticed the audience I was getting and that's when the hausfrau told me to "eff off ayehole" The pimply-spotted supervisor came over, unfortunately she was also conflict-avoidance, let that beyotch check out but I could see she was suppressing a smile while I was informing her that if I were her husband and didn't leave years before I'd be using 3 condoms while fantasizing about Betty White. Anyway, it was all for naught, but like my ex wife used to say "Better you get ulcers from me than me from you, " so I guess it's all good.
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    yeah, it's hard to believe that Ludicris and Paul Walker were great buddies - but apparently they were. After reading a slew of the tributes and personal remembrances following his death including this video, what I got out of all of it was that Paul Walker's greatest quality was that he was a great guy who despite his success, never lost his common bond - a steadfast supportive friend to a lot of people. It's not those actual film reels that will live on in vaults indefinitely, but instead it's those friendships and people he touched which will endure as his legacy. RIP PW



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