her lips said no but her eye's said ..... read my lips
Guy sez to a beautiful girl at the prom " would you care to dance ?"
Beautiful girl replys " oooh , not with you "
Guy inquires. " then I guess a blowjob is out of the question "
If only I could predict Powerball Numbers half as well as I can the post content when I see some members' names as the last poster to particular threads, right now I'd be sipping Dom Perignon White Gold Jeroboam at the high roller tables in casinos on The Riviera.
Does dlockz sleep?
Is it ****ing June yet?!?
1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes lies in verifying their authenticity."
gender equality and womens rights has come a long way, but I couldnt help notice that when we got a new tv and the old one needed carried down four flights of stairs and out to the car that was still the boyfriends job lol
In a "Death Pool" if it's between Amanda Byrnes, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Eddie Vetter and Kirk Douglas, IMO the smart money's on Lindsay!