her lips said no but her eye's said ..... read my lips
Guy sez to a beautiful girl at the prom " would you care to dance ?"
Beautiful girl replys " oooh , not with you "
Guy inquires. " then I guess a blowjob is out of the question "
If only I could predict Powerball Numbers half as well as I can the post content when I see some members' names as the last poster to particular threads, right now I'd be sipping Dom Perignon White Gold Jeroboam at the high roller tables in casinos on The Riviera.
"I worry about wins; I don't worry about meaningless fantasy #s"
(fine for RT17 but not when it comes to someone's HC and beloved QB)
Does dlockz sleep?
Is it ****ing June yet?!?
1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes is verifying their authenticity."
The NEW Front Office Plan
for our Miami Dolphins:
-Hire the FH Staff, ad hoc.
... Could we really do worse?!?
(I'll accept the newly created position of beverage consultant)
gender equality and womens rights has come a long way, but I couldnt help notice that when we got a new tv and the old one needed carried down four flights of stairs and out to the car that was still the boyfriends job lol
In a "Death Pool" if it's between Amanda Byrnes, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Eddie Vetter and Kirk Douglas, IMO the smart money's on Lindsay!