Sitting here in class I have come to realize that fat women bitch VERY loudly. I guess misery loves company.
if I receive head from a fat chick and know one knows is she a supermodel in my story?
"I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again"
1) Win the next game.
2) See #1
"The problem with internet quotes lies in verifying their authenticity."
"Lucille" is my BanHammer!!!
For years off and on I've been looking for the digitized version of an old cartoon published during the net's formative years where you have an old lady with knee-level sunken boobies and a cig dangling from her mouth typing to an old guy with no hair and a pot belly in a guineaT on the other side of the monitor something to the effect of "Oh, so you're an airline pilot, what a coincidence, I'm a stewardess" or something like that. Epitomized cyber then and now.
Looked again, still couldn't find it, but this one is pretty close in capturing the world of IMs