Guess she had no jumper cables
If Mark buttfumble divided by zero, would all of NYC be sucked into a vortex in his butthole?
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... And, if so, can he do it when Tom Brady is in town?
1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes is verifying their authenticity."
The NEW Front Office Plan
for our Miami Dolphins:
-Hire the FH Staff, ad hoc.
... Could we really do worse?!?
(I'll accept the newly created position of beverage consultant)
Thank heavens the new uni design does away with those ridiculous-looking mock collars. Don't know why they affect me so viscerally, but I"m like Ferdinand the Bull going crazy over a red flag, cuz they're so visually offensive and inappropriate to me.
Wish the NFL would do away with them universally.
Last edited by fishfanmiami; 05-14-2013 at 11:17 AM.
If people's knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?