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Thread: Official Random Thoughts Thread

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    I usually receive a slew of email jokes daily. Most of em are recycled from years ago, not funny, and/or pretty predictable. Sometimes I guffaw and go on with my day; sometimes I just shake my head that I wasted a few minutes getting into the joke. However, now and then, there's one I've not heard before that for some reason or another, just makes me literally "LOL" Here's one from this morning:

    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

    'You talk?' he asks.

    'Yep,' the Lab replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

    The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.

    In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

    'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

    But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.

    I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'


    'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

    'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

    'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

    'Because he's a Bull****ter. He's never been out of the yard




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    I should be getting Titanfall tomorrow, but I'm not
    The game is beyond amazing bro. Just non stop action and explosions and shooting. Awesomeness.
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    A guy is driving through the Georgia country side and sees a peach stand in front of an orchard of peach trees. He pulls over and approaches an old farmer who is obviously the owner. He gets his peaches and is about to leave when the old guys asked if he'd like something special. Peaches that taste like puzzy says the farmer. In disbelief the guy follows the old man out into the orchard way in the back to a lone peach tree. The guy reaches up to pluck a beautiful peach then proceeds to take a big bite to see if the outrageous claim was true. Yuck says the guy as he spits out the mouth full of peach.
    That taste like shet the man says ..... Turn it over says the farmer
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    Quote Originally Posted by NY8123 View Post
    Roofy colada and we are good to go
    I always tease my wife that she will wake up with a size-7 poop shoot one of these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buddy View Post
    I always tease my wife that she will wake up with a size-7 poop shoot one of these days.

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    BTW, I just got off the phone with Buddy.

    He doesn't seem like a psycopath.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GoonBoss View Post
    BTW, I just got off the phone with Buddy.

    He doesn't seem like a psycopath.
    Thanks Goon, I appreciate the vote of confidence. You seem fairly normal as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dobrasz54 View Post
    The game is beyond amazing bro. Just non stop action and explosions and shooting. Awesomeness.
    Glad to hear! I'd offer to add you on XBL but I'm too poor for a one right now lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by D0lphan72 View Post
    Glad to hear! I'd offer to add you on XBL but I'm too poor for a one right now lol
    When you do get around to it hmu for the add. The one is worth it and I liked it way more than the PS4. I had the PS4 for all of I think 5 days before I sold it.
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