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Thread: Jets QBing - Rick Reilly's Description In Verse

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    Humor Jets QBing - Rick Reilly's Description In Verse



    QB or not QB
    That is the question.
    Who should the Jets start?
    Who should the Jets shun?

    Dealt a hand of 5
    None of them a king
    They have to find one
    Can we re-deal this thing?

    They cut Tim Tebow
    A big deletion
    20 mag covers
    6 completions

    (Tim was just voted
    "Most Influential"
    Whoever they asked
    Must be demential)

    They could start Sanchez
    But fans would grumble
    His most famous play
    Is the butt fumble

    Rex Ryan's seat is hot
    Mark's been killin' him
    What hurts worse is
    He makes 8 million

    They picked brash Geno
    Who's a bit of a diva
    He says he'll behave
    But who's a believa?

    Smith doesn't listen
    He'd much rather text
    Try that in meetings
    His phone will get Rexed

    What about Dave Garrard?
    He stands tall among men
    But hasn't thrown a pass
    Since 2010

    Garrard was a Jag
    Who never flew high
    Guess J.A.G. means
    "Just Another Guy"

    Then there's McElroy
    The ex-'Bama gun
    Has a hot girl, too
    Or ... is that the other one?

    Matt Simms has good genes
    But his hope is slim
    Coaches over 40
    Rarely play The Sims

    If the Jets were a car
    They'd need a loaner
    Is it possible
    To fire the owner?

    Not much of a group
    But Rex says: "Compete!"
    (This will be less fun
    than looking at feet)

    Let the battle start
    though the talent's thin
    But wait -- what happens
    If nobody wins?

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    Re: Jets QBing - Rick Reilly's Description In Verse

    That man should be given a literary award for that masterpiece.

    Sent from my SCH-I605 using Tapatalk 2
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