This might be one of the funniest stories I have read in a long time. I mean come on, a plastic flute, a toy gun, three parakeets, three chickens, and two ducks.
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013...h-toy-gun?liteBird collector gets into shoot-out after threatening cops with toy gun
An Arkansas man with a toy gun got into a real shootout Wednesday with police outside of a Wal-Mart — and cops later found his van held a veritable menagerie of various birds.
The bizarre unfolding of events began shortly before 8:00 am, when police in Springdale, Ark., received a call reporting a suspicious vehicle.
The caller stated that her uncle, identified as Rainbow Kilo Rasphoumy, 40 of Huntsville, often came to her home and bothered her, according to the Springdale Police Department. She also noted that she believed Rasphoumy to be mentally ill, cops said.