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Thread: Rep. Michael Burgess Oppose Abortion Because Male Fetuses Masturbate

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    WTF!!!!
    This got to be a joke.
    I don't know what is more creepy. That this guy comes up with BS like that or that he actually claims that he has watched a fetus 'masturbate'.

    Maybe we should create laws now and make watching a fetus 'masturbate' just illegal as it would be for an adult and a minor.

    My goodness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phins_4_ever View Post
    WTF!!!!
    This got to be a joke.
    I don't know what is more creepy. That this guy comes up with BS like that or that he actually claims that he has watched a fetus 'masturbate'.

    Maybe we should create laws now and make watching a fetus 'masturbate' just illegal as it would be for an adult and a minor.

    My goodness.
    Well, he IS in Congress. So ...


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    If a 15 week old fetus knocks up his mother from masturbating in her uterus would they be twins or uncle-brothers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NY8123 View Post
    If a 15 week old fetus knocks up his mother from masturbating in her uterus would they be twins or uncle-brothers?
    Ask Chuck Norris.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWalrus View Post
    Ask Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris is so tough that he conceived and gave birth to himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    "I fap therefore I am"

    -Fetus.
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