But he's a terrible writer, he interacts with his audience in a really unprofessional manner, and he doesn't know a lot about football, despite covering it as a full time job.
I'm here to tell the truth about top secret Air Force project BAR STOOL. Gamma ray radiation from the particle accelerator under Joe Robbie Stadium is real! Get out while you can! This bad football team is just a front for something far more sinister!
"Coach Sparano assured us at the beginning of the week, they win the turnover battle, they win the game," guard Richie Incognito said. "And we went out there, turned the ball over."
"I shot a gun at a man with the intent to do harm" highly suggests ghetto reasoning.
If you were defending yourself something like "I shot a gun at a man to defend X, Y, Z" I can only assume would have been used, especially if the person is a PROFESSIONAL WRITER.