1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes is verifying their authenticity."
The NEW Front Office Plan
for our Miami Dolphins:
-Hire the FH Staff, ad hoc.
... Could we really do worse?!?
(I'll accept the newly created position of beverage consultant)
I enjoyed that.
My girlfiend works nightshifts in a hospital and will often pick me up my favourite sandwich from a shop on her way home in the morning.... Maybe this is why? Either way it works for me.
Every thing about a Stage 5 clinger makes me laugh. It never gets old when it isn't me!
"Martining" things is no way to go through life.
Don't be a Martin.
And if he tries to leave you just make him some almond milk using bitter almonds. (see how many of you can figure that one out)
I find if you tell the stage 5 clinger you have the later stages of HIV they exit stage left never to be heard from again!
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
Now she's just asking to be donkey-punched: