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    36 Cheap American Beers Ranked

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    36. Keystone. This is the worst beer currently sold on American soil. It sits behind chilled glass in a convenience-store fridge like a dumb rebuke to the explosion of American beer variety all around it. In 1978 there were 89 breweries in the U.S.; today there are more than 2,400, and most of the new ones are better than most of the old ones. In 2013 craft beer is no longer the exclusive domain of West Coast weirdos and psychotic woodsmen. These fine days you can score Samuel Adams or Sierra Nevada at the least ambitious of convenience stores and Dogfish Head 90 Minute on the least reliable of trains. And then there is Keystone, which first appeared to the world in 1989, in Chico, Calif., home of the Sierra Nevada Brewing Company. Keystone separates itself from the rest of the crap pack by augmenting the typical stale/sour flavor profile with notes of brown bananas and green armpits. Keystone is worse than Heineken and murder.
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    I usually don't drink beer much I prefer Wild Turkey 101, but when I do drink beer it's mostly steel reserve 211.
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    Re: 36 Cheap American Beers Ranked

    Although Keystone tastes like warm piss, it is not nearly as bad as Busch, PBR, Hamms, or probably Natural Light. Cheap beer is just awful!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buddy View Post
    Although Keystone tastes like warm piss, it is not nearly as bad as Busch, PBR, Hamms, or probably Natural Light. Cheap beer is just awful!
    PBR rules man



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    Quote Originally Posted by PhinzN703 View Post
    PBR rules man
    Hell yeah !

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    Quote Originally Posted by perfect1 View Post
    Hell yeah !
    Nothing like a $9 pitcher at the bowling alley. **** yeah!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhinzN703 View Post
    Nothing like a $9 pitcher at the bowling alley. **** yeah!
    $9??????????? **** dude in my new bar I just opneed $5 dollar pitchers of PBR all day every day!!!!!!!!!!!
    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally" ~ W.C. Fields

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    Re: 36 Cheap American Beers Ranked

    Quote Originally Posted by Buddy View Post
    Although Keystone tastes like warm piss, it is not nearly as bad as Busch, PBR, Hamms, or probably Natural Light. Cheap beer is just awful!
    I read all the way through the list and think they are wrong on Rolling Rock and Genessee Cream Ale...not the best but a lot better than some of the crap they have ranked higher. Where is Mickey's Big Mouth? I drank the hell out of that in college!
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    36 Cheap American Beers Ranked

    In the late 60's and early 70's Coors wasn't sold east of the Mississippi. Guys would bring it back from road trips and we'd hoard it like the Holy Grail, rationing it out for band practice or blowing the whole stash on that special date. Great stuff, psychologically. Now you can get it at your neighborhood convenience store and it's lost its magic. Still a decent cheap beer, if a little watery.
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