Sorry Nublar, Guess I started something.
"If foot fetish videos of your wife surface online, and the voice of the cameraman sounds like you, just admit that it was you ... because the alternative is that someone else was filming foot fetish videos of your wife, and I'm pretty sure that's worse." - Bill Simmons's enduring lesson to Rex Ryan.
I have forwarded this up the chain of command that several of you want the badges.
Thanks to Like2God for the great Avatar/Sig!