I see what you did there. I think in lieu of that the thread should be depth charged.
"I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again"
Not appropriate. Our site is better than that.
A move to the depths 9 hours after OP.
Finally this thread could get interesting.
at first i just thought you were extremely racist
I understand it was a joke. But right now it just seems to cross the bad taste line. I think the OP knew it would be taken racially, if it was just a poke at Justin Blackmon it wouldn't read "the Blackmon". Afterall you wouldn't say sack "the Brady". Ask yourself if Riley Cooper wore a T-shirt saying this the day before playing the JAGS would it be seen as just a joke.
With all tension from the Trayvon Martin case still in the air it just seems in bad taste. In fact with the Aaron Hernandez situation still raw using the word "kill" when referring to anything football might be in bad taste.