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    The Anything Goes Fantasy Football Thread

    In order to prevent the Anything Goes thread from being flooded with tons of profanity, thus distracting it from its ever important role of being flooded with tons of profanity, and because TheWalrus is too busy rigging the draft, I present the Anything Goes Fantasy Football Thread. This will allow the entire forum to watch in awe of my magnificent glory as i lay a thorough ass kicking on some of our more mouthier members. Not to mention the fact that i will undoubtedly forget to check the leagues message board and just talk **** on Finheaven. As well, im fairly certain Harry will keep linking gay porn on there.

    Anyways, in the league of Binders full of dip****s, there are 2 divisions.

    In the Das Capital division, we have:

    Knowledge Is Possible(Spesh)
    Mao's big ol' Zelong(TheWalrus)
    Comrade BoozeDrinker(Locke)
    Barack Stars(PhinsPhan11)
    Limbaugh's Nigga's(Gonzo)

    And, because it lacks me, in the clearly inferior The Wealth Of Nations Division, we have:

    Jesuit Bukake Bombers(COphinphan89)
    Taking a dump(Harry Bagpipe)
    Libertarian Foster(rob19)
    Carlos Danger(mrhankey8701)
    Bridgewater's Thunderous Nuts(Louphinfan)

    Anyone interested in actually following the league the link is here:

    http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueo...&seasonId=2013

    Or you can just read this thread. If your ever curious about who's winning and what the standings are, just see which poster is doing the mocking and which poster is curled up in the fetal position. And feel free to join in on the taunts. Because we do this for you.

    Actually that last part is a lie. Go **** yourself.


    Update-2013 Binders Full of Dip****s Season is over. How'd we do? About as expected, cheaters prosper, justice suffers, and Locke went all Locke.

    Final Standings-

    Winner) TheWalrus:


    2nd) Harry_Bagpipe:


    Respectable 3rd) Spesh:


    4th) Louphin:


    5th) Mr. Hankey:


    6th) Rob19:


    7th) Phinsphan11:


    8th) COphinphan89:


    9th) Gonzo:


    Dead Last) Locke:





    Season recap can be found here(or post 977 if that link doesnt go straight there):

    http://www.finheaven.com/showthread....post1064896123

    Until next season bitches.
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    There needs to be some sort of punishment each week for the team with the lowest score. A hideous avatar or something that people have to keep here on the forum until the next week. I'd ask Harry to do it but the only thing he has on his computer is gay porn.

    Anyway, **** everyone. **** you all. **** Jesus. **** the Pope. By the time this league is over I'll have stitched you all into a human centipede and poured a mix of raisins, yoghurt and habaneros into one end and watched the mix of foul, racid, spicy **** make it's way from one unit to the next. You'll be begging for a bullet.

    You won't get one.
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    In order to get everyone caught up on the vast history of our 2 day league, heres how its all unfolded:

    -Walrus suggests we started a league for our foul mouthed ideologues. Thread responds with



    -Rob is flabbergasted, we explain





    -Bunch of funny names later, league made




    -Harry posts something about anus' on the message board, COphin responds with



    -Spesh learns of draft order, demands justice





    -Locke sees hes picking last in the draft



    -Harry posts again on the message board


    And our response




    You are now caught up.
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    Should also add that this was Spesh the entire time this was happening...


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    Sweet. Much better than message board. I sense thread of the year potential.
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    So I think people were too traumatized by Harry's, uh... gay porn. But it turns out I found an article about him, too. It's very sad, really. Very sad. Get help!

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    Where am I drafting? League notes say 9 but actual draft room has me at 8. I'm assuming me and gonzo accidentally got flipped flopped when league notes were written
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry_Bagpipe View Post
    Where am I drafting? League notes say 9 but actual draft room has me at 8. I'm assuming me and gonzo accidentally got flipped flopped when league notes were written
    You're drafting ninth. The original posted order is the right one. I input the draft order manually and did it from memory and flipped you and Gonzo.
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