As was foretold, so it shall be. Like the phoenix, the PoFo Fantasy Football League has arisen in order to spread its wings and fly high once more. Except in our case, instead of being reborn from noble ashes we just sort of woke up groggy, hungover, and possibly missing a kidney. And by "fly high" I am of course referring to our race to the bottom of the cesspool. After last years mass roofying which caused us to forget who won, though we sure as hell remember who lost, we have committed a hard reboot. By expanding the league to 11 victims and 1 Spesh, dividing each other up based on our now publicly known spiritual beliefs, and making an extra effort to mock forum members and ridicule popular myths with our league awards, we feel we can deliver a much more vile experience to last years test run. With that in mind...
In the proud Ft. Pouncey Correctional Facility there stands two divisions.
The pack of claw swinging, prey devouring, king of the damn jungle Lions include:
The Insidious Liberal Media(Spesh)
Hands up, Don't Poot!(TheWalrus)
Libtards Muslim Ticklers(Locke)
Josh Gordon's Stash(PhinPhan11)
And that guy who really needs to change his ****ing team name(Valandui)
Meanwhile, the roll call for the arts-and-craft Christian Sunday school class include:
GeorgeZimmerman Security Inc.(Mr. Hankey)
Dion Jordan's Medicine Chest(Louphin)
The Walrus cheating will begi....err, the draft will occur on August 28th at 8 pm EST. The order is:
3) Glorious Spesh
4) Mr. Hankey
Anyone who wants to follow us can find the league home here:
And credit for that brilliant piece of art above goes to Disturbed Shifty.