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    Quote Originally Posted by Spesh View Post
    Exactly as they planned no doubt. Probably while spooning.

    Walrus: ...and thats how i'll rig the draft to prevent Spesh from stopping us. Eliminating the only threat to our reign.

    Harry: Thus ensuring our unholy union triumphs over justice. Forcing him to draft Andre Johnson is an especially cruel twist. Also i ooze backs.

    Walrus: Yeah you do. Dont forget, your suppose to throw the game, if i have to on the bottom in bed you have to be on bottom in football. I need to have some dignity. Now lets go over that trade i was talking about...

    Harry: Hush baby, theres no way Locke would be stupid enough to agree to that. Lets focus on facts, like the fact that im turned on after mentioning backs. Bite the pillow, we're going again.

    Walrus: Will you look me in the eye afterwards this time?

    Harry: No.


    Only one problem. No way has Harry ever said "thus" in his life.



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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWalrus View Post


    Only one problem. No way has Harry ever said "thus" in his life.
    Fair point. I imagine its difficult to expand your vocabulary as your giving blowjobs.
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    Something wrong: Wallace ends season on bench. Tannehill ends season on ground. Dolphins end season with loss. Philbin ends season with job.
    Terrorist attack count against the Anything Goes Thread: 4
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhinsPhan11 View Post
    The playoffs are 2 week match ups, so the finals are not until week 15-16.
    Ah. So this upcoming week is like a bye week for me. I guess that's pretty cool.
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    I'm actually, for humanity's sake, hoping this is a fradulent link also

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry_Bagpipe View Post
    I'm actually, for humanity's sake, hoping this is a fradulent link also

    http://dailygarlic.com/picture/this-...e-planet-23122
    "I didn't feel like we had to score," Tannehill said. "I had the mindset we were going to score."

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    this unfortunately is real.

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    I covered town council meetings for the summer after my freshman year of college. I was working for a small weekly newspaper where the next youngest employee was at least 50 and most of the people were in their 70s. The owner -- who was often in the office -- literally died while I was working there.

    Anyway, I don't recall any specific incident as weird as the ones in that video but they don't surprise me at all. The only people who show up to those meetings are the council members, people who have specific business before the council, unlucky journalists... and weirdos.
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    There are some crazy deals on foxconnect.com for some older tv shows and movies right now. Was able to get the entire series of Buffy and Firefly for 50 bucks.

    Not sure how I posted in the fantasy football subforum, but oh well, I assume just about everyone who reads pofo, reads this as well, except me right?
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    Chiefs' Defense plays Washington and Oakland the next two weeks. Could've been you, Spesh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rob19 View Post
    Chiefs' Defense plays Washington and Oakland the next two weeks. Could've been you, Spesh.
    Texans are playing Jacksonville. I like that matchup.

    ...Well, okay, the Texans are a train wreck and i could easily see it backfiring, but **** it, im down 60 points. If this is to be the final nail in the coffin, its somehow fitting that Chad Henne contributed to it.
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