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    Nigerian Student Proves Gay-Marriage Scientifically Impossible Using Magnets

    Chibuihem Amalaha, a post-graduate student at the University of Lago in Nigeria, has finally discovered a way to incontrovertibly prove that gay marriage is wrong, using a variety of very scientific techniques.

    For instance, magnets!

    “To start with, physics is one of the most fundamentals of all the sciences and I used two bar magnets in my research. A bar magnet is a horizontal magnet that has the North Pole and the South Pole and when you bring two bar magnets and you bring the North Pole together you find that the two North Poles will not attract. They will repel, that is, they will push away themselves showing that a man should not attract a man. If you bring two South Poles together you find that the two South Poles will not attract indicating that same sex marriage should not hold. A female should not attract a female as South Pole of a magnet does not attract the South Pole of a magnet. But, when you bring a North Pole of a magnet and a South Pole of a magnet they will attract because they are not the same, indicating that a man will attract a woman because of the way nature has made a female.
    http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/2057...ly-impossible/

    Knowledge is possible, therefore magnets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rob19 View Post
    http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/2057...ly-impossible/

    Knowledge is possible, therefore magnets.
    I didn't even see this post until now.

    This is a classic:
    Amahala states that no one has found any problems with his findings, and that he someday hopes to win a Nobel prize for his work on both this theory and his theory that watching television in the dark is bad for your eyes.

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