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Thread: Herpes-Ridden Monkeys On the Loose in Florida

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    Herpes-Ridden Monkeys On the Loose in Florida

    Thousands of herpes-infected monkeys are terrorizing Florida, in case you didn’t know.

    The monkeys first were brought into the state in 1930 because a tour guide really liked the movie “Tarzan,” reports the New York Post.

    Wildlife officials estimate that there are over a thousand wild monkeys now living in the state. Over the past decade they’ve managed to capture about 700 of them.

    Most are infected with herpes-B, which rarely transfers to humans, but when it does, it is often fatal, according to the CDC. Florida officials are now considering the primates a public health hazard.
    http://dailycaller.com/2013/09/12/he...se-in-florida/
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    Aha! So that's what Myles has been up to.
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    Most of the Monkeys, if not all, are around Silver Springs, FL. I used to live in Ocala which is just down the road. My brother and I would go to Silver Springs to swim and tree dive. Across from where we swam was an island and it was infested with pissed off monkeys. They would scream and squeal at us every time we went there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpus View Post
    Aha! So that's what Myles has been up to.
    My guess was actually BobDole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhinsPhan11 View Post
    My guess was actually BobDole.
    Mine too, until I realized they said "herpes" not "SuperAIDS"
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