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    Ask a Drunk Bumpus ...

    *hiccup*

    Seems like we haven't had one of these threads in a while.

    With that in mind, allow 'ol Bump to bestow his hillbilly pearls of wisdom (?) upon your important life queries and such.

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    Re: Ask a Drunk Bumpus ...

    If you had to choose one person to throw into a volcano, anybody, who would you choose and why?

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    If a tree fell in the middle of the woods and landed on Tom Brady, but nobody else was around, would it make a sound??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fins_of_Fury View Post
    If you had to choose one person to throw into a volcano, anybody, who would you choose and why?

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    Junc. Just because he'd argue all the way down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unchained 07 View Post
    If a tree fell in the middle of the woods and landed on Tom Brady, but nobody else was around, would it make a sound??
    It would.

    Every male animal in the forest would howl with glee. Simply from a orange perspective, no male deserves the luck he's been blessed with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CattailsrEdible View Post
    Is Tim Tebow really god in disguise¿

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    Nope. Just a gay ex-Gator QB. Doubt me? Who the **** else would ABSOLUTELY ****ING WASTE being BMOC at a major university?

    Yep, dude's gay.

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    What makes you think you can ever make us forget Dr Goon?
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    *answers temporarily suspended due to Pens preseason game starting*

    (Feel free to keep asking, though ... I'll be drunker as the game progresses)
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